So, What's a Nightcatcher?

What's a Nightcatcher, you ask?
Nightcatchers are my new invention.
They make a romantic evening sexier.
They make a fun party funner.
They add significance to an important event,
such as a wedding night, an anniversary, or a birth.
Now wait! Not only do they catch nights,
they do it with humor.
They do it with pizazz. Whatever that is.
They do it artistically.
They do it creatively.
They do it ceremonially.
They do it religiously,
to say nothing of scientifically, what with all the dark matter, the black holes, the quantum physics, the metaphysics, and the regular physics.
You'll see.
You can see more of them at www.nightcatcher.com There's a catalog there.