Is That All There Is?

Peggy Lee sang her greatest song, "Is That All There Is?"

In that song were the immortal words, "If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep dancing...."

But I don't enjoy dancing.

So I invented more stuff, so that wouldn't be "all there is." Whew. She even discusses suicide in the song.

I invented this Fun Collector, for example.
(This Fun Collector has been sold, but I'm making another.)

Now you can do as Peggy recommended: "Let's break out the booze and have a ball."